It was a tragedy! No, it was a disaster!

Alright, this is not supposed to be my forum to only comment on the news, but this one was a bit too funny.

The actual title, on the front page of the International Herald Tribune, is:
Auschwitz adds to U.S.-EU friction

Come on guys, can't we just get along? But fear not, my dear, appalled reader/s, there is weight behind the hurt.

To sum it up, W isn't going to the 60th anniversary of the liberation. DO NOT judge ye bastards! He has bible study and he's already missed the last three. Besides, it's not like Jesus was persecuted in the camps, just the heathens who murdered him.

Now we're left with an interesting little tid-bit. The article refers to Israel's President Moshe Katsav, as the representative of the victims - and Russia's Putin the liberator and Germany's Kohler the perpetrator. So I lied, it's not a little tid-bit but a huge Jewish coup. Elders of Zion eat your fucking hearts out!

In print, on the front page, the Jews are the victims. America already knows this, we have them in our back pockets. They give us all the toys of death we want to play with, while openly flouting US policy, and never suffer more than a slap on the wrist (which us Jewish males are cool with since most of us our closet pervs).

Now we're well on our way to smacking the EU with a Holocaust complex so thick they'll wish they never even started it! And, don't worry our dear friend-of-the-Jews W, we know some of you favorite ceremonies are Holocaust related.